Scott's Battlerap for Jason
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(opening verse sung in higher-pitched, smooth, R.Kelly style)
I've been feeling something lately,
And I think it might be love
I take your picture to my bedroom
And you know just what it does
I wake up every morning
Thinking only about you
Your pretty face, your poke-out ass
Those sexy things you do
I wonder if you'd love me
If we were closer by
I can feel you pull away from me
And I think I know why
Your suspicions are well-founded
But they are out of place
See I've turned a new corner
Been straight since '98
(draw out last line)
(beat drops)
Yo, Molly, girl listen up....
I know you know those rumors, well girl now they ain't true
A man grew up inside me, a man you never knew
It happened once we parted, it changed my fuckin' world
Molly, you got me jumpstarted and now all I like is girls
You see that kid knew in high school, he was so confused
Been brought up in pink diapers and watching GEM cartoons
Wouldn't play with G.I.Joe, 'cuz he said that it was 'crude'
He bit yo' ass in preschool 'cuz he thought you were a dude
He put on wack-ass dance shows, he'd always end up strippin'
Dad flipped and tried to fix it with Playboy subscriptions
Like Rainbow Brite, stayed up a night, with My Little Pony
Hatched a plan, joined the band, uh-oh Tuba-roni!
Took a beard to prom (no not his mom) and danced a foot away
Gave shrugging 'maybes' to all the ladies who asked if he was gay
He poked around in college, experimenting late
But now that shit's behind him, been straight since '98
Chorus (shout and reply, many voices on shout, one voice on reply)
Straight since '98!
Girl, I want your body
Straight since '98!
Girl, yous a hottie
Straight since '98!
Shorty, let's make this happen
Straight since '98!
Yo, never listen to the Cracken
Straight since '98!
Ooh, I like your size
Straight since '98!
Yo' booty and yo' thighs
Straight since '98!
Still got love for my homies
Straight since '98!
Wonk! Wonk! To all the phonies
I straightened up, started flying right, by thinkin' of you, Molly
My peeps want to say I'm happy now, well they just call me jolly
I practiced thinkin' 'bout you 'til it gave my jimmy burns
I can get you off girl, but I'm sure you got concerns
You learn 'bout girls in high school, but in those years I missed 'em
I studied up a lot since then, I used the bases system
Second base was tricky, and third was just disgusting
But now I like all four just fine, so girl you can trust me
My references are off the hook, and all them girls is elegant
I can crush like LBJ, the playa not the president
Two to one says I'm more fun, I'll be your greatest lover
I lay more pipe - day and night - than both Mario Brothers
Can play the field like Torii Hunter, but I want only you
We can go out every evening, you can even bring your crew
But if your girls clown me when I call you for a date
Ima tell those hos to fuck off, I been straight since '98
Chorus (similar shout and reply)
Straight since '98!
Girl, I want your body
Straight since '98!
Girl, yous a hottie
Straight since '98!
Shorty, let's make this happen
Straight since '98!
Yo, never listen to the Cracken
Straight since '98!
Ooh, I like your size
Straight since '98!
Yo' booty and yo' thighs
Straight since '98!
Still got love for my homies
Straight since '98!
Wonk! Wonk! to all you phonies
(last line repeats as beat fades)
(talking slowly over fade)
Molly, girl...I'll be seein' you in Cleveland..look me up..I can
make you happy....and tell that mark-ass bitch Keys to recognize..he
don't know me like that
(opening verse sung in higher-pitched, smooth, R.Kelly style)
I've been feeling something lately,
And I think it might be love
I take your picture to my bedroom
And you know just what it does
I wake up every morning
Thinking only about you
Your pretty face, your poke-out ass
Those sexy things you do
I wonder if you'd love me
If we were closer by
I can feel you pull away from me
And I think I know why
Your suspicions are well-founded
But they are out of place
See I've turned a new corner
Been straight since '98
(draw out last line)
(beat drops)
Yo, Molly, girl listen up....
I know you know those rumors, well girl now they ain't true
A man grew up inside me, a man you never knew
It happened once we parted, it changed my fuckin' world
Molly, you got me jumpstarted and now all I like is girls
You see that kid knew in high school, he was so confused
Been brought up in pink diapers and watching GEM cartoons
Wouldn't play with G.I.Joe, 'cuz he said that it was 'crude'
He bit yo' ass in preschool 'cuz he thought you were a dude
He put on wack-ass dance shows, he'd always end up strippin'
Dad flipped and tried to fix it with Playboy subscriptions
Like Rainbow Brite, stayed up a night, with My Little Pony
Hatched a plan, joined the band, uh-oh Tuba-roni!
Took a beard to prom (no not his mom) and danced a foot away
Gave shrugging 'maybes' to all the ladies who asked if he was gay
He poked around in college, experimenting late
But now that shit's behind him, been straight since '98
Chorus (shout and reply, many voices on shout, one voice on reply)
Straight since '98!
Girl, I want your body
Straight since '98!
Girl, yous a hottie
Straight since '98!
Shorty, let's make this happen
Straight since '98!
Yo, never listen to the Cracken
Straight since '98!
Ooh, I like your size
Straight since '98!
Yo' booty and yo' thighs
Straight since '98!
Still got love for my homies
Straight since '98!
Wonk! Wonk! To all the phonies
I straightened up, started flying right, by thinkin' of you, Molly
My peeps want to say I'm happy now, well they just call me jolly
I practiced thinkin' 'bout you 'til it gave my jimmy burns
I can get you off girl, but I'm sure you got concerns
You learn 'bout girls in high school, but in those years I missed 'em
I studied up a lot since then, I used the bases system
Second base was tricky, and third was just disgusting
But now I like all four just fine, so girl you can trust me
My references are off the hook, and all them girls is elegant
I can crush like LBJ, the playa not the president
Two to one says I'm more fun, I'll be your greatest lover
I lay more pipe - day and night - than both Mario Brothers
Can play the field like Torii Hunter, but I want only you
We can go out every evening, you can even bring your crew
But if your girls clown me when I call you for a date
Ima tell those hos to fuck off, I been straight since '98
Chorus (similar shout and reply)
Straight since '98!
Girl, I want your body
Straight since '98!
Girl, yous a hottie
Straight since '98!
Shorty, let's make this happen
Straight since '98!
Yo, never listen to the Cracken
Straight since '98!
Ooh, I like your size
Straight since '98!
Yo' booty and yo' thighs
Straight since '98!
Still got love for my homies
Straight since '98!
Wonk! Wonk! to all you phonies
(last line repeats as beat fades)
(talking slowly over fade)
Molly, girl...I'll be seein' you in Cleveland..look me up..I can
make you happy....and tell that mark-ass bitch Keys to recognize..he
don't know me like that
6 Comments:
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